Hidden Blocks Quiz
Your Essence Intimacy Blueprint

Take the Quiz to Unlock Your Unique Intimacy Blueprint & Create the Love Life You’ve Always Desired

Take Free Quiz — Get Personalised Report

5-Minute Free Quiz

Based on psychology and intimacy research — created to address the common blocks women face in closeness.

Detail Personality Report

Your unique Intimacy blueprint— finally feel understood. Discover your hidden sensual potential.

The Awakening Protocol

A step-by-step guide to overcoming intimacy challenges — built on 1,000+ real success stories.

About Hidden Intimacy Blocks

Hidden Intimacy Blocks isn’t just another “fun quiz.” It’s a research-based self-discovery tool with 32 carefully designed questions that map your intimacy blueprint and highlight hidden red flags.

In just 5 minutes, you’ll receive a personalised report that reveals your unique profile and the blocks affecting desire and connection.

You’ll also have the option to upgrade with the full 25-page Report, The Awakening Protocol, and private 1:1 Coaching. Together, these give you a clear path to move past intimacy challenges, unlock deeper pleasure, and create stronger, more fulfilling relationships.

Where Did Quiz & Awakening Protocol Come From?

Hi, I'm Alex Noirs—The Somatic Sexual Wellness Coach

Welcome to my transformative world of self-discovery.

For more than two decades, I have immersed myself in the study of sexual physiology, the resolution of intimacy challenges, and the mastery of the essential elements that create lasting success and fulfilment in sensual life.

Facts you usually want to know about me:

I am a 40-year-old straight man from Northern Europe.
I have travelled around the world over the past 20 years, learning and practising ancient techniques known to less than 1% of the human population.
With hands-on experience across more than 1,000 cases, every tool I share has been tested in practice—by clients and in my own relationships—because it delivers results.
My interests include evidence-based sexual research, orgasmology, self-exploration and personal growth, healthy living, sharing knowledge, and connecting with inspiring people and diverse cultures.
I have developed more than a dozen programmes and projects, including the 16 Sensual Personalities Test, the Intimacy Blueprint Quiz, the Kinky BDSM Test, the AWAKENING Protocol for women’s health, the HARD Protocol for men’s health, and the 4-Step Sexual Awakening Program — a foundational method for transformative journeys of sensual self-discovery and intimate healing.

Why do I do this?

All my life, I have loved women deeply — with a gentle, patient love that forgives, inspires, nurtures, and helps them grow. At the same time, I have carried anger toward centuries-old patriarchal legacies and the suffocating weight of cultural judgement that restrict female sexual expression.
I’ve seen how resolving intimacy issues improves lives, protects relationships, helps create new families, and—naturally—leaves people feeling more satisfied, unblocked, and empowered, which supports success in daily life, careers, and the bedroom.

Now I want to share my best practices with everyone who wants to improve their life, become happier, more satisfied, and truly desirable.

When Is It Recommended?

Low or fading desire — when closeness feels distant or interest has dropped.
Difficulty with pleasure — struggling to enjoy touch, stay present, or feel fully engaged.
Emotional or cultural blocks — stress, shame, past experiences, or beliefs that limit intimacy.
Physical discomfort — tension, numbness, or pain that makes connection harder.
Relationship distance — loss of passion, lack of connection, or repeating disconnection cycles.
Curiosity and growth — wanting to better understand your body, desires, and patterns.
Struggle to relax — overthinking, distraction, or feeling drained instead of energised.
Lack of fulfilling experiences — few or no moments of closeness that feel nourishing and satisfying.

Why Choose This Approach?

It gives you a private diagnostic quiz, a precise problem report, and a structured Protocol — a single path to understand why arousal stalls and what to do next.

1. The Quiz (5 Evidence-Informed Blocks)

Private, judgement-free self-assessment in minutes.
Maps your result across five problem types: Anxious Mind, Blocked Body, The Performance Trap, Hidden Desire, Overloaded System.
Captures “Both/Neither” answers to flag stacked barriers (Overloaded System).
Plain English, research-aligned wording — no jargon, no fluff.

2. Your Personalised Problem Report

Instant summary of your primary block and secondary influences.
Mechanism maps: what presses the brakes (mind, body, pressure, shame, stacking).
Clinical terms decoder (e.g., GPPPD, vaginismus, performance anxiety) in simple language.
Clarity that reduces overthinking and explains why past fixes didn’t stick.

3. The Awakening Protocol

Step-by-step system matched to your result to remove brakes and restore desire.
Practical scripts and pacing tools to balance pressure, boundaries, and novelty.
Body-first options for dryness/pain; mind-first options for anxiety/pressure.
Turns friction into connection with small, repeatable adjustments.

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Reviews

Clear, private, and surprisingly accurate. The report finally gave me language for what I need and why my desire switches off under pressure. The protocol steps were practical for us to try the same night.

Emily, UK

We took the test together and the compatibility section explained our “misses” without blame. It showed us how to meet in the middle and schedule intimacy that actually suits both of us.

Mark & Alina, Singapore

I’m a sceptic. This wasn’t fluffy. The report connected the dots between stress, timing, and my responsive desire. Small changes, big difference.

Rita, USA

The archetype description was spot on. I understood why I crave safety first and how to ask for it. Our conversations about sexuality are calmer and more honest now.

Chloe, Australia

The test helped my partner see that I’m connection-led, not disinterested. The protocol gave us a simple weekly rhythm that keeps desire alive without pressure.

Jin, South Korea

Loved the mix of psychology and practical tips. The “do this / avoid this” lists for my type were gold. We stopped guessing and started aligning.

Laura, Canada

The fantasy vs. sensation axis made everything click. I’m more imaginative than I realised, and bringing that into our intimacy has been a game changer.

Maya, Malaysia

Fast to take, discreet, and immediately useful. The compatibility map explained years of friction in 3 pages. We now plan dates that actually work for us.

Jon & Tess, UK

It helped me rebuild confidence after a dry patch. The step-by-step exercises were gentle but effective, and my partner finally understands my pace.

Ling, Taiwan

Best part: specific guidance for my archetype. No generic advice — just clear steps to increase desire, reduce overthinking, and reconnect.

Anya, Germany

Frequently Asked Questions

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What exactly will I gain from the quiz report?

Clear identification of which of the 5 core sexual blocks you face most — Anxious Mind, Blocked Body, The Performance Trap, Hidden Desire, or Overloaded System — plus a breakdown of how it shows up in your daily intimacy and why it matters.

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Hidden Blocks Quiz Your Essence Intimacy Blueprint